A friend of mine in a skeleton suit
He got a girl that he calls it
And she changes every other day
He's awfully fit and he just can't quit
And he smokes his dope with fiendish glee
He's much, much older than you or me
A girl we know with a holy arm
She's got a joke that she likes to tell
She tells it till the cows come home
And the stuff she sells is as dear as hell
And she picks her nose with a silver spoon
She's much, much hipper but she'll die too soon
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Were huddled together in a bottomless hole
With a hidehi and a foderol
With a hidehi and a foderol
One and two and three and four
Make ten dead men on a barroom floor
And I'd really like to sing some more
But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore
A punk we know with a yen for boys
He's got himself a kind of band
They're not very good and they're not very bad
We understand that they're kind of bland
And he loves Rocky Horror religiously
He's more of a sucker than you or me
He goes back home to his wife and kids
And he knows his life is on the skids
And he dunno where and he dunno know why
And he knows there's something up there in the sky
And he doesn't even know if he's a girl or a guy
In fact all he knows is his favourite dye
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Were huddled together in a bottomless hole
With a hidehi and a foderol
With a hidehi and a foderol
One and two and three and four
Make ten dead men on a barroom floor
And I'd really like to sing some more
But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore